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bihet feminism lite, you credulous troglodytes

This is a flat out lie. They had one can each of their meals. I even lock Maggie out so they can eat in peace.

They are liars. Like Republicans. Today they wanted to see my birth certificate and my lady parts,. I am sending them to Tampa in a hot air balloon to rub elbows with the elite and remind them when they get back that Mitt Romney thinks they should take care of themselves. NO MORE WELFARE FOR PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO WORK CATS!

And don’t tell these lies to Leah. She doesn’t need to check in on me (although my dog would like an after-dark walkie). She’s got shit to do.

Email from my mother to my father,  after he sent us both an accusation that she was not caring for his cats properly.  (via galesofnovember)
  1. bananena said: JEAH mama gales!!
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