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bihet feminism lite, you credulous troglodytes

svetlana-del-rey:

closetospring:

stunglikehell:

vaginawoolf:

robert pattinson did not write the “date a girl who reads” quote

    1. robert pattinson said the one thing he cannot live without is beer
    2. robert pattinson quotes bump ‘n grind by r kelly in just about every interview
    3. robert pattinson said, if given the chance to be invisible for a day, he would like to get extremely drunk and pass out in the gutter
    4. robert pattinson said an elephant is a resourceful animal because it can also be used as a roof

robert pattinson did not write the “date a girl who reads” quote

in other words, robert pattinson is too good to have written the “date a girl that reads” quote

i can’t imagine rpattz keeping his cool long enough to put that many words together without adding in something hilarious and also maybe ending it with “i don’t like going outside and i hate my life” and then falling off his chair

didn’t he also say he wants to be a bear who gets paid in donuts or something like that

rpattz is me

NEVER AGAIN insult Robert Pattinson by suggesting he wrote “date a girl that reads”

(via will-graham-i-am)

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